BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH! Why Wednesday!

Hi Deeders!!

                Today I started to look at YahooAnswers to find the most ridiculous question I could find and answer them as if someone asked me for my advice. And some are from what I heard, literally, in my life but I won’t tell you which is which. Just enjoy my world famous probably bad advices that may be asked to me. Also, I would answer honestly>

(Note: I would put fake names to the person’s question, so it’s anonymous.)

Here I go…                         

1) Start simple. Shaun asks, “How do you kill a zombie?”

                If you have a weapon like a knife or a gun or even a hammer, aim towards the head where the brain is located at. Double tap just to make sure, twice is better. Don’t be afraid just aim the head also if you don’t have a weapon try to avoid the saliva and mouth, those things are feisty and bite. Go behind them and twist their neck like you want to crack you neck, so use both hands. Hope that helps. IF IT EVER HAPPENS!! (sorry sorry got to be nice.) Next.

2) Samantha asks, “What good book should I read?”

                Read manga. Which ever, they are all good, but if you want a chapter book read Prom Dates from Hell by Delacorte Press is better than you think.

3)  Adrian asks, “My wife changed Facebook status from ‘Married’ to ‘Widowed’ should I be worried?”

                Yes! Dude start running! Hahaha. But seriously, not really, Facebook can be a little complicated and probably is hacked and it’s the internet anything can happen. Just talk to her more and take her out I think you’ll be safe then.

4) Jack asks, “What is he meaning of procrastination?”

                I’ll tell you later…

                Just kidding. I think you are to, you troll. But seriously dude, if you’re looking for the definition of a word just go find yourself a dictionary, you will be amazed at how many words you can find in there. There is even an online version if you don’t want to hold a book. Or wipe out you phone and look it up. Thumbs up for people. You are all amazing.

                Here the definition: is when you say you are going to do it but you end telling yourself that you have time later to do it, so you don’t do it.

5) Kimberly asks, “why do I feel butterflies in my stomach?”

                Don’t you remember, I think you ate a bowl of caterpillars last spring. 

                Nah you are just nervous of some sort. Probably from being scared or embarrassed or shy. I DON’T KNOW! I’m so bad at this.

6) Christina asks, “Am I pregnant?”

                Another troll. Sigh. To tell you the truth which I still be doing so, I don’t know. You know why because I can’t see you and the only person can is you. Go get a pregnancy test please. It will make a lot of sense to you. Smiley face.

7) Last but not least, Ambrose asks, “What should I wear today?”

                Hahaha! Anything but your pajamas or you know what keep them on just do your hair all pretty and no one will notice. If you want my style is this: anything I see that is clean (not kidding) but when looking nice is a pair of blue jeans and a plain shirt. Don’t push to much. 

Now that was all I found FOR TODAY!!! Muahahahaha!

Hope you enjoyed it and if I did sound mean or boring just forget me I will be in the corner acting like a carrot so no worries. I am totally a weird child. 

 -Dee! over and out!

P.S. you are all awesome!! Stay cool!